Limp Noodle

I just finished a freelance writing assignment and I am feeling quite limp noodle-like. So instead of writing a profound post on politics, introducing an artist of note or a poet (they really are not like broccoli and only good for you), writing about writing, or posting whatever, I am going to start a list of the uses of limp noodles. Here goes:

starchy and ineffective show laces
lumpy wallpaper paste
to make a 3d fresco
guardrails on construction paper for matchbox cars
to squish between one's fingers
a facial masque substance
edible clothing
fringe on a lamp
a toy to tease the cat with
a one use bookmark for a book I don't like
to put on a door to monitor if someone uses it (like in an old detective novel)
to put on someone's chair who doesn't like worms to freak them out
compost material
to glue to paper to make a 3d tracing pattern to teach kids the alphabet
something to stick to the ceiling as a conversation starter
a freaky false mustache
a Barbie doll belt
to stick to a mirror to leave messages, well maybe a countertop
to hold in an earthquake and woggle back and forth like a bobblehead doll
to use in a food fight to mark the opponent

Well, that's 20 uses off the top of my head. If I think of more I'll post them.