Tuesday, December 20, 2011
The "I Had Sex With a Werewolf and Bat Boy is Our Illegitimate Love Child" Writing Prompts!
More writing prompts for you for today inspired by none other than... da dada dum...THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS! In its day, "The News" had some truly inspired creative writing. So spinning off of some their old headlines, writing prompts!
1. Our current political situation is a result of a subtle alien takeover. President Bush was endorsed by aliens. Who are these aliens? Do they just want our fish sticks and custard? What is their plot?
2. Cthulu has arisen! And he is hungry for Jersey! Bon Jovi thought he was safe and Jersey looks like heaven until the Elder God rose up out of the sea. How can the many tentacled one devour Jersey?
3. A merman is caught in the South Pacific. What does he look like? Did he accidentally get caught or did he intentionally show himself? How long have the merman been in the South Pacific? And why have we not had proof of their existence before?
4. Alien skulls are found on Mars. Is anything else found? What do they look like? What story can be pieced together from what the exo-archeologists find? Are any of the skulls made of crystal?
5. A vampire cat is caught with a bowl of human blood set out as bait. How does the world react to proof that vampires exist? What do the vampires do?
Go forth and write!